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As a 29 year member of AA & NA I?ve got it covered:

THE TWELVE STEPS FOR LIBERALS

Step 1:

We admitted we were powerless over the results of liberalism?that American lives had become unmanageable.

Step 2:

Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore the US to sanity.

Step 3:

Made a decision to turn our political will and lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

Step 4:

Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves instead of others.

Step 5:

Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to the GOP voter registration lady the exact nature of our wrongs.

Step 6:

Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of political philosophy.

Step 7:

Humbly asked Him to remove our liberalism.

Step 8:

Made a list of all Republicans and Tea Partiers we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

Step 9:

Made direct amends to conservatives wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

Step 10:

Continued to take personal political inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

Step 11:

Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His conservativism and the power to carry that out.

Step 12:

Having had a conservative awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to others, and to practice conservative principles in all our affairs.

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